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Witch Please Tote™

Witch Please Tote™

Treats Not Pity Issue

$35.00 USD
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Witch, please.

Witch Please Tote™ — Treats Not Pity Issue turns Halloween candy duty into a full character performance.

One side features a glamorous witch surrounded by pumpkins, candy, skulls, and the declaration “WITCH PLEASE — SERVING TREATS NOT PITY,” while the reverse carries the scene into Nasties Pumpkin Patch, where costumed children gather beneath glowing lights and Halloween signage.

The two sided artwork creates a complete seasonal story built around humor, attitude, candy, and theatrical Halloween energy.

Designed for trick or treat runs, seasonal outings, parties, and everyday carry during spooky season, this tote delivers function with personality.

A Character Archive artifact for those serving treats without surrendering the attitude.

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Artifact Meaning

Witch Please Tote™ represents theatrical confidence wrapped in Halloween humor.

The witch represents self assurance, spectacle, and control over the scene.

The declaration “WITCH PLEASE — SERVING TREATS NOT PITY” transforms candy giving into an attitude statement rather than a routine gesture.

Nasties Pumpkin Patch expands the reverse side into a larger Halloween world built around community, costumes, candy, and playful mischief.

The contrasting sides create a complete character narrative: confident presentation on one side and participation in the wider Halloween world on the other.

Together, the composition turns a functional carry piece into a seasonal artifact built around humor, generosity, personality, and unapologetic character.

Governing Principle:

Serve the treats. Keep the pity.

House Issuance

Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.

Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.

No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.

Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.

Archive Authentication

Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Character Archive artifact through its original witch-centered Halloween composition, Nasties Pumpkin Patch environment, dual sided narrative artwork, seasonal humor, and Treats Not Pity Issue classification.

Specifications

100% polyester body
6.49 oz/yd² / 200 g/m² medium-weight fabric
All-over dye-sublimation print
Non-woven laminate interior
Cotton webbing handles
Reinforced handle stitching
Double-stitched seams
Boxed corners
One main storage compartment
Available in 13" × 13",
Size tolerance ±0.75" / 1.9 cm

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Care

Remove all items from the bag before cleaning.

Pretreat visible stains with stain remover as needed.

Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean using a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush.

Allow the bag to air dry.

Delivery

Made to order.

Please allow production time before shipment.

Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.

Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.

Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.

Assurance

Each EO Rebellution SJ artifact is reviewed for presentation, print clarity, material integrity, and overall finish before release.

Minor variations in placement, color, dimensions, texture, or finished appearance may occur within normal production tolerances.

These variations do not diminish the intended design or House standard.