The Forbidden Lettuce Bodysuit™

$25.00

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ColorBlack

Black Heather Columbia Blue Heather Mauve White

Size3-6M

3-6M 6-12M 12-18M 18-24M

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Some warnings arrive before the consequences.

The Forbidden Lettuce Bodysuit™ — The Recalled Issue turns a simple “DON’T EAT THE LETTUCE” warning into a playful Character Archive story built around temptation, questionable choices, and the trouble that follows.

The artwork transforms an ordinary food warning into an exaggerated little world emergency, where the lettuce has already been flagged and curiosity remains the deciding factor.

Presented in Black, Dark Grey Heather, and White, the design pairs expressive character artwork with an infant silhouette built for everyday wear.

A Character Archive piece that turns a familiar food warning into playful infant humor.

House Specifications

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey
4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m² lightweight fabric
Solid colors: 100% cotton
Heather Columbia Blue and Heather Mauve: cotton/polyester blend
Envelope neckline
Snap leg closure
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Front DTG print
Infant sizes 3–6M, 6–12M, 12–18M, and 18–24M

Care

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F, gentle cycle.
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry on low heat.
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
Do not dry clean.

Dimensions / Size

Artifact Meaning

The Forbidden Lettuce Bodysuit™ represents the moment when something has already been identified, flagged, and pulled back—but temptation remains.

The lettuce represents the recalled choice.

The warning represents knowledge received before action.

The character imagery turns consequence into humor while preserving the larger lesson: once the warning has been issued, what happens next belongs to the decision maker.

The Recalled Issue examines the distance between being warned and choosing wisely.

Governing Principle:

When the warning is clear, the choice is yours.

House Issuance

Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.

Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.

No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.

Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.

Archive Authentication

Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Character Archive infant garment through its original character composition, “DON’T EAT THE LETTUCE” declaration, recall centered cautionary humor, infant presentation, and The Recalled Issue classification.

House Logistics

Made to order.

Please allow production time before shipment.

Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.

Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.

Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.

House Assurance

Each Forbidden Lettuce Bodysuit™ is reviewed for artwork placement, print clarity, typography readability, color presentation, construction integrity, and overall finish before release.

Minor variations in print placement, garment color, dimensions, or finished appearance may occur within normal production tolerances.

These variations do not diminish the intended design or House standard.

The Collection