Suck It The Funk Up Tee™

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Suck It The Funk Up Tee™ — Nibbs Issue introduces Nibbs with the kind of advice that does not arrive softly.

The front puts Nibbs at the center of the message with “HERE’S A STRAW, SUCK IT THE FUNK UP,” turning a familiar piece of tough love humor into a full Character Archive statement.

The reverse continues the attitude rather than repeating the front, extending Nibbs’ personality through a second scene built around complaint, resistance, and the kind of excuses that usually appear right before somebody gets told to deal with it.

The black garment base gives the neon green, purple, pink, and acid toned artwork stronger contrast, allowing the front and back to read as one continuous character story.

Nibbs Issue is about the moment sympathy has run its course and somebody finally says what everyone else has been thinking.

Sometimes support sounds encouraging.

Sometimes it comes with a straw.

House Specifications

100% polyester
4.13 oz/yd² / 140 g/m² extra-light fabric
Classic fit
Moisture wicking performance material
All-over sublimation print
1×1 ribbed collar and armholes
Stretch retaining ribbed construction
Printed size and care label
Seam thread color automatically matched to the design
Adult sizes XS–4XL

Care

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F.
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry on low heat.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean.

Hand washing will help extend the quality of the product.

Dimensions / Size

Artifact Meaning

Suck It The Funk Up Tee™ represents blunt resilience delivered through humor.

Nibbs represents the person willing to cut through the noise and say what others may be thinking but will not say out loud.

The straw represents the instruction to stop feeding the problem and start dealing with it.

“SUCK IT THE FUNK UP” represents tough love stripped of ceremony.

The reverse extends that confrontation into the excuses, frustration, and resistance that often appear when someone is being pushed toward accountability.

Together, the two sides turn Nibbs into a Character Archive study of attitude, resilience, excuses, and direct communication.

Governing Principle:

Some problems need less sympathy and more action.

House Issuance

Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.

Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.

No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.

Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.

Archive Authentication

Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Character Archive garment through its original Nibbs character composition, “HERE’S A STRAW, SUCK IT THE FUNK UP” front declaration, neon toxic visual language, front-to-back storytelling, and Nibbs Issue classification.

House Logistics

Made to order.

Please allow production time before shipment.

Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.

Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.

Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.

House Assurance

Each Suck It The Funk Up Tee™ is reviewed for artwork placement, print clarity, color presentation, seam alignment, construction integrity, and overall finish before release.

Because the artwork extends across multiple garment panels, minor variations in image placement or alignment may occur at seams and edges as part of the all over production process.

Minor variations in color, dimensions, placement, or finished appearance may also occur within normal production tolerances.

These variations do not diminish the intended design or House standard.

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