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Sips Ahoy Tee™

Sips Ahoy Tee™

Captain’s Toast Issue

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All aboard for another round.

Sips Ahoy Tee™ — High Spirits Issue brings nautical mischief, exaggerated sea life, and a playful drinking declaration together in one colorful Character Archive garment.

The artwork centers “SIPS AHOY” within a richly illustrated maritime composition filled with curling tentacles, ocean inspired detail, and warm tropical color.

The result feels part pirate call, part tavern sign, and part creature feature invitation to enjoy the voyage without taking the destination too seriously.

A Character Archive garment for good company, loose plans, and whatever is being poured along the way.

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EO Standards

Artifact Meaning

Sips Ahoy Tee™ represents celebration through nautical absurdity.

The “SIPS AHOY” declaration transforms the traditional call of the sea into an invitation to raise a drink and join the voyage.

The curling sea creature forms represent unpredictability, movement, and the strange company that can gather when the course is less important than the experience.

The maritime composition connects exploration with celebration, turning the journey itself into the occasion.

High Spirits Issue captures the idea that sometimes the best voyage begins with good company and something worth raising.

Governing Principle:

Raise the glass. Enjoy the voyage.

House Issuance

Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.

Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.

No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.

Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.

Archive Authentication

Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Character Archive garment through its original “SIPS AHOY” declaration, nautical creature composition, maritime humor, vibrant ocean inspired palette, and High Spirits Issue classification.

House Specifications

100% cotton
5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
Classic fit
Crew neckline
Short sleeves
Tubular construction without side seams
Ribbed knit collar
Shoulder tape
Tear-away label
Front DTG print
Adult sizes S–5XL

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Care

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
Tumble dry on low heat.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean.

House Logistics

Made to order.

Please allow production time before shipment.

Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.

Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.

Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.

House Assurance

Every Sips Ahoy Tee™ is reviewed for character clarity, typography readability, color separation, print placement, transparency quality, and overall presentation under EO Rebellution SJ Archive standards.

Special attention is given to the SIPS AHOY declaration, pirate characters, drinkware, sea creature details, and warm nautical palette so the scene remains clear across every approved garment color.

Minor differences in print placement, garment color, dimensions, or finished appearance may occur because of normal manufacturing tolerances and screen-display variations.