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Keep Your Stinkin’ Tricks Tote™

Keep Your Stinkin’ Tricks Tote™

No Tricks Issue

$35.00 USD
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Keep your tricks.

Keep Your Stinkin’ Tricks Tote™ turns Halloween mischief into a character statement for anyone who has had enough of the pranks, scares, and seasonal chaos.

The front artwork builds a crowded Halloween scene around the declaration “KEEP YOUR STINKIN’ TRICKS,” surrounding the message with candy, pumpkins, creatures, and the visual disorder of the season.

The reverse shifts into a darker purple composition, giving the artifact a second visual personality when carried from the opposite side.

Designed for Halloween outings, seasonal events, trick or treat runs, and everyday carry, Keep Your Stinkin’ Tricks Tote™ turns the familiar Halloween bag into part of the joke.

A functional Character Archive artifact for those who can appreciate the season without agreeing to every trick that comes with it.

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Artifact Meaning

Keep Your Stinkin’ Tricks Tote™ represents refusal delivered through Halloween humor.

The crowded seasonal imagery represents the noise, excess, ritual, and mischief surrounding Halloween.

The declaration “KEEP YOUR STINKIN’ TRICKS” reverses the familiar language of tricks and treats, turning expected participation into comic rejection.

The contrasting reverse artwork gives the artifact two visual moods: expressive seasonal chaos on one side and a darker atmospheric identity on the other.

Together, the composition transforms an ordinary Halloween carry piece into a character artifact built around humor, attitude, and selective participation.

Governing Principle:

Enjoy the season. Keep the tricks.

House Issuance

Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.

Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.

No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.

Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.

Archive Authentication

Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Character Archive artifact through its original Halloween composition, “KEEP YOUR STINKIN’ TRICKS” declaration, dual sided visual treatment, seasonal humor, and No Tricks Issue classification.

Specifications

100% polyester body
6.49 oz/yd² / 200 g/m² medium-weight fabric
All-over dye-sublimation print
Non-woven laminate interior
Cotton webbing handles
Reinforced handle stitching
Double-stitched seams
Boxed corners
One main storage compartment
Available in 13" × 13"
Size tolerance ±0.75" / 1.9 cm

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Care

Remove all items from the bag before cleaning.

Pretreat visible stains with stain remover as needed.

Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean using a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush.

Allow the bag to air dry.

Delivery

Made to order.

Please allow production time before shipment.

Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.

Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.

Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.

Assurance

Each EO Rebellution SJ artifact is reviewed for presentation, print clarity, material integrity, and overall finish before release.

Minor variations in placement, color, dimensions, texture, or finished appearance may occur within normal production tolerances.

These variations do not diminish the intended design or House standard.