First Things First Tee™
First Things First Tee™
Foodie Attitude Issue
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Some conversations can wait.
First Things First Tee™ turns a simple truth into a two sided attitude piece built around one priority: eat first, talk later.
The front artwork introduces the mood with a seated character and the declaration:
I HAVE PRIORITIES
while the back delivers the punchline:
FEED ME FIRST
The result is a coordinated front and back design that feels expressive without becoming overworked.
Built for food lovers, hungry personalities, and anyone who understands that patience improves dramatically after a meal, First Things First Tee™ balances humor, character, and everyday wearability.
EO Standards
Artifact Meaning
First Things First Tee™ represents priorities stated without apology.
The front character establishes the attitude.
The front declaration signals that something important comes before conversation.
The back artwork completes the thought with FEED ME FIRST, turning the garment into a front to back visual joke.
The humor works because the message is immediate, recognizable, and grounded in everyday experience.
Governing Principle:
Handle the important things first.
House Issuance
Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.
Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.
No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.
Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.
Archive Authentication
Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Archive garment through its original front-and-back foodie composition, I HAVE PRIORITIES front declaration, FEED ME FIRST back artwork, expressive character styling, and Foodie Attitude Issue classification.
House Specifications
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Unisex short sleeve graphic tee
Classic crew neckline
Classic fit
Medium weight fabric
Front and back printed artwork
Tubular construction without side seams
Ribbed knit collar
Shoulder tape
Tear-away label
Adult sizing S–5XL
Printed to order
Dimensions / Size
Care
House Logistics
Made to order.
Please allow production time before shipment.
Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.
Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.
Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.
House Assurance
Every First Things First Tee™ is reviewed for front-and-back artwork placement, typography readability, character clarity, color balance, transparency quality, and overall garment presentation under EO Rebellution SJ Archive standards.
Special attention is given to the relationship between the front and back artwork so the humor reads as one coordinated garment rather than two unrelated graphics.
Minor differences in print placement, dimensions, garment color, or printed appearance may occur because of normal manufacturing tolerances and screen display variations.