First Things First Tee™

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First Things First Tee™ — Priorities Issue turns everyday order of operations into a playful Character Archive statement built around humor, focus, and knowing what comes first.

The artwork centers a confident character beneath the declaration “I HAVE PRIORITIES FIRST,” pairing bold typography with expressive illustration and a direct visual attitude.

The piece works as both humor and reminder: before everything else competes for attention, decide what matters first.

Presented across rich garment colors, the design keeps its warm orange, pink, and character driven palette while maintaining strong contrast against each base.

Priorities Issue centers the idea that focus is not about doing everything at once it is about knowing what gets your attention first.

House Specifications

Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Unisex short sleeve graphic tee
Classic crew neckline
Classic fit
Medium weight fabric
Front and back printed artwork
Tubular construction without side seams
Ribbed knit collar
Shoulder tape
Tear-away label
Adult sizing S–5XL
Printed to order

Care

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F.
Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
Tumble dry on low heat.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean.

Dimensions / Size

Artifact Meaning

First Things First Tee™ represents priorities stated without apology.

The front character establishes the attitude.

The front declaration signals that something important comes before conversation.

The back artwork completes the thought with FEED ME FIRST, turning the garment into a front to back visual joke.

The humor works because the message is immediate, recognizable, and grounded in everyday experience.

Governing Principle:

Handle the important things first.

House Issuance

Issued as part of the EO Rebellution SJ House archive.

Produced in controlled quantities with an emphasis on quality over volume.

No mass-production model. No unnecessary overproduction.

Each piece is intentionally issued as part of the developing House archive.

Archive Authentication

Authenticated as an EO Rebellution SJ Archive garment through its original front-and-back foodie composition, I HAVE PRIORITIES front declaration, FEED ME FIRST back artwork, expressive character styling, and Foodie Attitude Issue classification.

House Logistics

Made to order.

Please allow production time before shipment.

Standard shipping rates apply to orders containing one or two products.

Purchase three or more products and receive free shipping at checkout.

Delivery times vary by destination and carrier. International orders may require additional transit time and may be subject to local duties or taxes.

House Assurance

Every First Things First Tee™ is reviewed for front-and-back artwork placement, typography readability, character clarity, color balance, transparency quality, and overall garment presentation under EO Rebellution SJ Archive standards.

Special attention is given to the relationship between the front and back artwork so the humor reads as one coordinated garment rather than two unrelated graphics.

Minor differences in print placement, dimensions, garment color, or printed appearance may occur because of normal manufacturing tolerances and screen display variations.