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An unusually serious amount of contemplation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhatever they're planning, they certainly appear to be giving it some thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cradle sits beneath a partially drawn covering, its contents concealed while the men lean in, studying their apparent discovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn idea has been born.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, the delivery leaves something to be desired.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurn the garment around, and the situation has developed considerably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe reverse reveals the same three gentlemen gathered around the cradle, now occupied by a startled, animated pizza-like figure surrounded by exaggerated strands of melted cheese and toppings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe inscription announces:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“ROBBING THE CRADLE.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eApparently, the gentlemen weren't interested in raising the subject.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey were interested in taking a slice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork transforms a familiar expression into a ridiculous visual operation, using the contrast between distinguished appearances and undignified behavior to drive the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe world map and watchful eye suggest a grand scheme. The elaborate cradle implies something precious. 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