{"title":"Character Archives","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-forbidden-lettuce-bodysuit","title":"The Forbidden Lettuce Bodysuit™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome warnings arrive before the consequences.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Forbidden Lettuce Bodysuit™ — The Recalled Issue \u003c\/strong\u003eturns a simple \u003cstrong\u003e“DON’T EAT THE LETTUCE”\u003c\/strong\u003e warning into a playful Character Archive story built around temptation, questionable choices, and the trouble that follows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork transforms an ordinary food warning into an exaggerated little world emergency, where the lettuce has already been flagged and curiosity remains the deciding factor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePresented in Black, Dark Grey Heather, and White, the design pairs expressive character artwork with an infant silhouette built for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Character Archive piece that turns a familiar food warning into playful infant humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 3-6M","offer_id":46801399578761,"sku":"83996621287218710458","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 3-6M","offer_id":48058762592393,"sku":"96011401786223551311","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3-6M","offer_id":48058762625161,"sku":"29950515154002141699","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3-6M","offer_id":47883867848841,"sku":"27601305566061753819","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6-12M","offer_id":46801399644297,"sku":"31575789660557520900","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 6-12M","offer_id":48058762657929,"sku":"12104448287955441460","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 6-12M","offer_id":48058762690697,"sku":"19156848306208805837","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6-12M","offer_id":47883867881609,"sku":"15026982804516686397","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 12-18M","offer_id":46801399709833,"sku":"10308929812874295738","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 12-18M","offer_id":48058762723465,"sku":"16374592340901055259","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 12-18M","offer_id":48058762756233,"sku":"26713832829039810069","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12-18M","offer_id":47883867914377,"sku":"30812683676191699812","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 18-24M","offer_id":46801399775369,"sku":"23252698905886469807","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 18-24M","offer_id":48058762789001,"sku":"60740303671469061367","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 18-24M","offer_id":48058762821769,"sku":"20746890814795018020","price":24.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18-24M","offer_id":47883867947145,"sku":"30129394137109249611","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/20260802024746-1f18e1c8-ac3d-657a-ac37-9ee05ccad19b.png?v=1787967397"},{"product_id":"gas-leak-bodysuit","title":"Gas Leak Bodysuit™ — Stink Warning Issue","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: gas leak.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGas Leak Bodysuit™ — Stink Warning Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e turns one of infancy’s least glamorous realities into full Character Archive humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork features a mischievous skunk character surrounded by exaggerated woodland detail beneath the declaration\u003cstrong\u003e “WARNING: GAS LEAK,” \u003c\/strong\u003etransforming an everyday baby moment into a playful visual warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright greens, warm autumn tones, and expressive character artwork give the piece enough personality to stand across Black, Heather Maroon, Pink, and White.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for little personalities capable of clearing a room before they can explain themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Family \u0026amp; Legacy Character Archive piece where the warning comes before the smell.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 3-6M","offer_id":47705569689737,"sku":"22453835269551429711","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 3-6M","offer_id":47705569722505,"sku":"11243565802056210048","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3-6M","offer_id":46801430216841,"sku":"16110801564798449231","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3-6M","offer_id":47705569755273,"sku":"20742839259266773558","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6-12M","offer_id":47705569788041,"sku":"11935042039022086444","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 6-12M","offer_id":47705569820809,"sku":"28285639859956346341","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 6-12M","offer_id":46801430315145,"sku":"97304791806884205301","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6-12M","offer_id":47705569853577,"sku":"54290782874825157719","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 12-18M","offer_id":47705569886345,"sku":"84238743283301115573","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 12-18M","offer_id":47705569919113,"sku":"16549239555299286568","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 12-18M","offer_id":46801430413449,"sku":"17180413602184001584","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12-18M","offer_id":47705569951881,"sku":"59942539679861814324","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 18-24M","offer_id":47705569984649,"sku":"17850393666404706366","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 18-24M","offer_id":47705570017417,"sku":"29469920510272604019","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 18-24M","offer_id":46801430511753,"sku":"23060021427301656927","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18-24M","offer_id":47705570050185,"sku":"32706833221496181909","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/13630879392769307418_2048.jpg?v=1787933496"},{"product_id":"keep-your-distance-tee™","title":"Keep Your Distance Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep Your Distance Tee™ — Boundary Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e turns personal space into a direct Character Archive statement built around limits, warning, and self respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front carries the declaration \u003cstrong\u003e“KEEP YOUR DISTANCE OR ELSE” \u003c\/strong\u003ethrough a bold character composition that makes the boundary unmistakable before explanation is required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe reverse reinforces the message with “\u003cstrong\u003eBOUNDARIES,\u003c\/strong\u003e” turning the garment into a complete front to back statement about recognizing limits and respecting the space another person has already defined.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePresented across dark and neutral garment colors, the artwork keeps its strong green, gold, and character driven visual language while remaining easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBoundary Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e centers one simple principle: a boundary does not become less valid because someone else dislikes where it was placed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47702645506185,"sku":"30549837853639417731","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47702645538953,"sku":"51998654107801568268","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47702645571721,"sku":"11747271655176754470","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47702645604489,"sku":"31580103245148660179","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47702645637257,"sku":"31837536680763000820","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47702645670025,"sku":"14957891095454253656","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47702645702793,"sku":"14603203400450650821","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47702645735561,"sku":"26980144925133790360","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47702645768329,"sku":"18427645314579050057","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47702645801097,"sku":"20073974309024018441","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47702645833865,"sku":"33816275539929111701","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47702645866633,"sku":"27743730058347861120","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47702645899401,"sku":"11963890483928879011","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47702645932169,"sku":"33672938613170275892","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47702645964937,"sku":"12717366122113697527","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47702645997705,"sku":"14389189333200919295","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47702646030473,"sku":"89105683966605574805","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47702646063241,"sku":"13669225482842640555","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":47702646096009,"sku":"13846965759580896651","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 4XL","offer_id":47702646128777,"sku":"21395060872473915090","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47702646161545,"sku":"92466110266951220215","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":47702646194313,"sku":"75078577388271471872","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 5XL","offer_id":47702646227081,"sku":"28189212647449738702","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47702646259849,"sku":"33375705323635705602","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/16040135108643665351_2048.jpg?v=1790552856"},{"product_id":"introducing-the-crutch-keepers-car-sun-shade","title":"Introducing The Crutch Keepers Sun Shade™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery excuse eventually reaches the House that measures it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Crutch Keepers Sun Shade™\u003c\/strong\u003e introduces the mysterious family charged with examining dependency, readiness, truth, and the reasons people give for remaining where they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStanding beneath an illuminated clock and surrounded by atmospheric street lamps, the family carries the objects that define their roles:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLord Malachai\u003c\/strong\u003e bears the glowing measure-keeper’s crutch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLady Aveline\u003c\/strong\u003e presents the vessel of indulgence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeraphina\u003c\/strong\u003e carries the key.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLucien\u003c\/strong\u003e holds the ledger of agreements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eButler Alaric\u003c\/strong\u003e stands as the composed witness of the House.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eTogether, they form neither a court of heroes nor villains. They are testers, deal-makers, observers, and keepers of the moment when assistance must become accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork carries the declaration:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINTRODUCING THE CRUTCH KEEPERS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned as full-width automotive artwork, this windshield shade brings the complete family introduction into a dramatic nighttime setting while helping shield a parked vehicle’s interior from direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"30'' × 55'' (1pc)","offer_id":47532776358025,"sku":"15680957816865304272","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/9768189292827013519_2048.jpg?v=1785731288"},{"product_id":"the-karmas-car-sun-shade","title":"Introducing The Karmas Sun Shade™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome consequences arrive unannounced. The Karmas prefer a formal introduction.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing \u003cstrong\u003eThe Karmas Sun Shade™\u003c\/strong\u003e presents the first official appearance of Mr. and Mrs. Karma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003etwo figures representing consequence, accountability, and the moment every action finally meets its return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStanding before an illuminated world and surrounded by a golden cityscape, the pair appears composed,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003econfident, and fully aware of why they have arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTheir matching insignias establish them as a unified force, while the governing declaration introduces their presence:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntroducing The Karmas to the World.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for the front windshield, this cinematic vehicle artifact combines original character\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003estorytelling with practical protection from direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen displayed, it transforms the parked vehicle into the formal arrival of the two figures who\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eremind the world that every action eventually answers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"30'' × 55'' (1pc)","offer_id":47676959719561,"sku":"14033579485273369151","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/3698610891385554155_2048.jpg?v=1786657859"},{"product_id":"the-toxic-vibes-tee","title":"The Toxic Vibes Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Toxic Vibes Tee™ — Stink Issue introduces Stink, a Character Archive personality built around the kind of energy people notice before a word is ever spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front centers Stink beneath the “TOXIC VIBES” declaration, surrounding the character with a gritty, exaggerated composition that turns bad energy into something almost visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humor is direct, but the idea underneath it is familiar: some people do not simply enter a room they bring an atmosphere with them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White, Black, and Military Green, each color gives the artwork a different character while keeping Stink’s grimy, disruptive presence at the center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStink Issue is about recognizing the kind of energy that spreads fast, lingers too long, and usually announces itself before anyone has to explain what is wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47957750186121,"sku":"11552610256968785619","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47957750218889,"sku":"26052752991732758407","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47957750251657,"sku":"12655459653972288606","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47957750284425,"sku":"28159242692160031099","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47957750317193,"sku":"18106694195408954917","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47957750349961,"sku":"20835382924372728547","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47957750382729,"sku":"17346988494928919663","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47957750415497,"sku":"29668615611694807680","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47957750448265,"sku":"15905951344487020275","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47957750481033,"sku":"20917280200163097251","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47957750513801,"sku":"58293406039354080050","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47957750546569,"sku":"31444088919535240425","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47957750579337,"sku":"14788879077690920107","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47957750612105,"sku":"15333582447917231423","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47957750644873,"sku":"33663951310957622609","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47957750677641,"sku":"27978764401066010239","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47957750710409,"sku":"14351872781332480309","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47957750743177,"sku":"30063516883937638018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47957750775945,"sku":"27334608854350343157","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47957750808713,"sku":"31641063826752320439","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":47957750841481,"sku":"31733018151951549789","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47957750874249,"sku":"16343869419329041410","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47957750907017,"sku":"23003601187469922849","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":47957750939785,"sku":"18334459197949824232","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/7215686065505624013_2048.jpg?v=1790474263"},{"product_id":"fresh-air-bodysuit","title":"Fresh Air Bodysuit™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh Air Bodysuit™ — Little Stinker Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e turns an everyday infant reality into playful Character Archive humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork pairs a mischievous woodland character with the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“FRESH AIR,”\u003c\/strong\u003e creating a visual joke built around the kind of moment that makes opening a window feel necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design balances expressive character artwork with a soft infant silhouette and is offered in Black, Heather Mauve, Navy, and White.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Character Archive piece built around small personalities, big reactions, and the universal value of fresh air.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 3-6M","offer_id":47978937548937,"sku":"26107325197019433943","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3-6M","offer_id":48058787102857,"sku":"27252013235993512024","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3-6M","offer_id":48058787135625,"sku":"16231887685992025186","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3-6M","offer_id":47979046961289,"sku":"25955510791229972709","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6-12M","offer_id":47978937647241,"sku":"29142301573960043333","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 6-12M","offer_id":48058787168393,"sku":"23851733449564481747","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 6-12M","offer_id":48058787201161,"sku":"20408444092299629725","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6-12M","offer_id":47979046994057,"sku":"22331524672041447992","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 12-18M","offer_id":47978937745545,"sku":"16776842881976747386","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 12-18M","offer_id":48058787233929,"sku":"17777522043258750942","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 12-18M","offer_id":48058787266697,"sku":"32050411426138898229","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12-18M","offer_id":47979047026825,"sku":"28427981613539155020","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 18-24M","offer_id":47978937876617,"sku":"31221109180522944803","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 18-24M","offer_id":48058787299465,"sku":"26886639580169552948","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 18-24M","offer_id":48058787332233,"sku":"71255280013149227853","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18-24M","offer_id":47979047059593,"sku":"13115674130126973140","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/17619968963515027295_2048.jpg?v=1787942564"},{"product_id":"witch-please-tote™","title":"Witch Please Tote™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWitch, please.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWitch Please Tote™ — Treats Not Pity Issue turns Halloween candy duty into a full character performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne side features a glamorous witch surrounded by pumpkins, candy, skulls, and the declaration “\u003cstrong\u003eWITCH PLEASE — SERVING TREATS NOT PITY\u003c\/strong\u003e,” while the reverse carries the scene into \u003cstrong\u003eNasties Pumpkin Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e, where costumed children gather beneath glowing lights and Halloween signage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe two sided artwork creates a complete seasonal story built around humor, attitude, candy, and theatrical Halloween energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for trick or treat runs, seasonal outings, parties, and everyday carry during spooky season, this tote delivers function with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Character Archive artifact for those serving treats without surrendering the attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":48009896755337,"sku":"17776312292078162063","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/1853831240333984257_2048.jpg?v=1787532050"},{"product_id":"no-exemptions-sun-shade","title":"No Exemptions Sun Shade™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Exemptions Sun Shade™ — Equal Measure Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e turns the windshield into a visual statement about standards, accountability, and the refusal to create exceptions for those who expect different treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork presents a lineup of figures within a dark urban environment, framed by dialogue and symbolic details that suggest scrutiny, consequence, and equal application of the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRather than functioning as simple automotive décor, the piece uses the full windshield surface as a narrative field where the message is meant to be seen before the vehicle even moves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reflective reverse helps reduce direct sunlight and heat buildup while the printed front carries the visual doctrine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual Measure Issue centers on one principle: standards lose meaning when they stop applying equally.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"30'' × 55'' (1pc)","offer_id":48028060156041,"sku":"16867849183237241349","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/9733386388199054446_2048.jpg?v=1788065304"},{"product_id":"suck-it-the-funk-up-tee-nibbs-issue","title":"Suck It The Funk Up Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuck It The Funk Up Tee™ — Nibbs Issue introduces Nibbs with the kind of advice that does not arrive softly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe front puts Nibbs at the center of the message with “HERE’S A STRAW, SUCK IT THE FUNK UP,” turning a familiar piece of tough love humor into a full Character Archive statement.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe reverse continues the attitude rather than repeating the front, extending Nibbs’ personality through a second scene built around complaint, resistance, and the kind of excuses that usually appear right before somebody gets told to deal with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe black garment base gives the neon green, purple, pink, and acid toned artwork stronger contrast, allowing the front and back to read as one continuous character story.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNibbs Issue is about the moment sympathy has run its course and somebody finally says what everyone else has been thinking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSometimes support sounds encouraging.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSometimes it comes with a straw.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48063854477449,"sku":"24446450175397325951","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48063854510217,"sku":"26112610802297469298","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48063854542985,"sku":"18980893387239240516","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48063854575753,"sku":"30979271677213508649","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48063854608521,"sku":"52990925476355163022","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48063854641289,"sku":"10027011178675464563","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48063854674057,"sku":"17388969556328950125","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48063854706825,"sku":"33302970488421655150","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/20261026192927-1f1d1738-f1a9-63c6-aaa9-a6dff567fe94.png?v=1793043199"},{"product_id":"suck-it-the-funk-up-tee-fumes-issue","title":"Suck It The Funk Up Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuck It The Funk Up Tee™ represents tough love between people who know each other well enough to stop pretending.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFumes represents the friend willing to say what others may avoid saying.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe straw represents the blunt instruction to stop feeding the problem and start dealing with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“SUCK IT THE FUNK UP” represents direct support delivered without sugarcoating.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe reverse character represents the person receiving that reality check defensive, frustrated, and still searching for a reason the problem belongs somewhere else.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“IT’S NEVER MY FAULT” captures the familiar resistance that can appear when accountability arrives before someone is ready for it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTogether, the two sides turn the garment into a Character Archive conversation about friendship, excuses, resilience, and the kind of honesty that does not always feel gentle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGoverning Principle:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal friends do not always soften the truth.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48566633627785,"sku":"27279209474235685037","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48063969198217,"sku":"12418079194503308910","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48063969263753,"sku":"13116727983896234684","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48063969329289,"sku":"22494985158894870695","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48063969394825,"sku":"10308409154001587171","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48063969460361,"sku":"84320342753949063534","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48063969525897,"sku":"32463848635519305447","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48566633660553,"sku":"20217747930083318373","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/12602125128699022313_2048.jpg?v=1791507570"},{"product_id":"jack-the-reaper-tee","title":"Jack the Reaper Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJack the Reaper Tee™ — Reaper’s Harvest Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e unfolds as a front to back Character Archive scene built around aftermath, collection, and consequence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front presents the crime scene first: evidence, blood red detail, lantern light, and a dark harvest setting that suggests something has already happened before Jack is fully revealed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reverse introduces\u003cstrong\u003e Jack the Reaper\u003c\/strong\u003e within the same environment, carrying the story from scene to collector.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe all over format allows the garment to function as one continuous narrative rather than two separate graphics, with the front establishing the event and the back identifying the figure connected to what follows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight moisture wicking polyester keeps the piece wearable while the black, crimson, and ember toned artwork gives the design its full atmospheric weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReaper’s Harvest Issue \u003c\/strong\u003erepresents the moment when the scene is already set, the evidence remains, and Jack arrives to collect what is left.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48064018710665,"sku":"29885698758577392401","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48064018743433,"sku":"10723722689485516109","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48064018776201,"sku":"22670267910847431472","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48064018808969,"sku":"10774686688433197365","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48064018841737,"sku":"23136945708891150695","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48064018874505,"sku":"24677008252378120757","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48064018907273,"sku":"18438863184133269564","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48064018940041,"sku":"30060702729732773349","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/20261023160629-1f1cefbb-51a3-6f42-9f87-ce20cc894589.png?v=1792771703"},{"product_id":"meeting-thee-uncle-tee","title":"Meeting Thee Uncle Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeeting Thee Uncle Tee™ — The Introduction Issue captures the moment Smidge, Quinn, and Gwen see their uncle in person for the first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe three youngest Smirks children gather above the grate, looking down into the space below and taking in the man they have only known by reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor them, it is an introduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the family, it is the beginning of something larger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis meeting takes place before the Smirks begin plotting to take over operations, making the scene an early chapter in the family’s developing history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front holds the entire encounter: three children, one uncle, and the first real look at a relationship that will matter later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reverse carries The Smirks family mark, grounding the scene inside the larger bloodline and reminding you that this is not a random visit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is family business before it becomes business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Introduction Issue records the moment recognition comes before strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst they meet him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the family starts making plans.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48138212901001,"sku":"11790016365364759212","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48138212933769,"sku":"45557911581599677423","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48138212966537,"sku":"22299148303556925426","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48138212999305,"sku":"34709792635811684508","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/2053887042825804882_2048.jpg?v=1791587782"},{"product_id":"a-wise-funeral-tee","title":"A Wise Funeral Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Wise Funeral Tee™ — Reinvention Issue begins with a brother who spent too long watching somebody else receive the credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBenny had the swagger first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe attitude, the presence, the theatrical edge all of it was part of who he was before Penny began carrying pieces of that identity as though they had always belonged to him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat bothered Benny most was not imitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was erasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo acknowledgment. No recognition. No admission that the style everyone celebrated had a history before Penny made it his own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEventually, envy stopped being something Benny carried quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front captures the aftermath: the family gathered, the old rivalry finally settled, and a celebration taking place where mourning might normally be expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause for Benny, the funeral is not only an ending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the first day nobody can mistake him for somebody standing in his brother’s shadow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reverse carries the family identity forward, marking the point where Benny stops measuring himself against what came before and begins deciding what comes next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReinvention Issue is about what happens when resentment finally burns through imitation, rivalry, and inherited identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne brother is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe other finally gets to introduce himself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48142122713225,"sku":"99131854710679136563","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48142122745993,"sku":"12551557316109999678","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48142122778761,"sku":"34227445306618893594","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48142122811529,"sku":"29928679585674015008","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48142122844297,"sku":"17453324056535982261","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48142122877065,"sku":"74642335648864330840","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48142122909833,"sku":"10843970496145544841","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48142122942601,"sku":"21364349679159011011","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/20261023161006-1f1cefc3-6984-6cda-8731-32c137494c96.png?v=1792771898"},{"product_id":"witches-way-bodysuit","title":"Witches’ Way Bodysuit™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWitches’ Way Bodysuit™ — Little Coven Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e brings playful Halloween magic into the Character Archives through a whimsical infant composition built around witches, pumpkins, potions, and seasonal mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork gathers a tiny cast of magical characters into one enchanted scene filled with purple, orange, and black detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePresented on Black and White, the design keeps the focus on the character artwork while giving the piece two distinct Halloween moods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt on a soft infant jersey one-piece with an envelope neckline and snap closure for everyday practicality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Coven Issue\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the smallest members of the spooky season where the magic is playful, the trouble is minor, and the coven starts early.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 3-6M","offer_id":48261586092169,"sku":"29038479890566323963","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3-6M","offer_id":48261586124937,"sku":"23770553630480709825","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6-12M","offer_id":48261586157705,"sku":"17927565731062354704","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6-12M","offer_id":48261586190473,"sku":"30226033343178861022","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 12-18M","offer_id":48261586223241,"sku":"24043440241036065798","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12-18M","offer_id":48261586256009,"sku":"23819730354395753596","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 18-24M","offer_id":48261586288777,"sku":"18526686149456387490","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18-24M","offer_id":48261586321545,"sku":"23975068181030319248","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/895094431736581860_2048.jpg?v=1788418311"},{"product_id":"under-new-management-tee","title":"Under New Management Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnder New Management Tee™ — Home Takeover Issue begins after the takeover has already happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front gathers a chaotic cast of sinister carnival characters into one crowded scene, packed with distorted faces, blazing reds, deep shadows, and the kind of energy that suggests nobody asked permission before moving in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the reverse makes the situation official:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a warning about what might happen next. It is the announcement that control has already changed hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe old occupants are nowhere in sight. The new crew has settled in. Whatever rules existed before no longer appear to matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe black garment base gives the reds, oranges, purples, and shadowed character details stronger contrast while allowing the front to feel like the takeover itself and the back to read like the notice posted afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHome Takeover Issue is about arriving too late to stop the change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe house is still standing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt just belongs to somebody else now.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48473183289481,"sku":"11011345789328110108","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48473183322249,"sku":"25994612037400227520","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48473183355017,"sku":"15623656659864642871","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48338232606857,"sku":"24451630509649926705","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48473183387785,"sku":"78093875655099618278","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48473183420553,"sku":"32347147497463422788","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48473183453321,"sku":"46338708373315556051","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48473183486089,"sku":"29480529121221812824","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/20261023091815-1f1cec2a-da1f-6d42-9ed5-6e6e2e274f3b.png?v=1792747150"},{"product_id":"smidge-smirks-tee","title":"Smidge Smirks Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmidge Smirks Tee™ — New Home Issue catches Smidge doing what Smidge does best: exploring somewhere he probably should not be exploring alone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Smirks have moved into a new home, and while the rest of the family settles in, Smidge has already wandered deep into its darker corners.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere, surrounded by candlelight, running water, forgotten objects, and the strange things the house has apparently kept for itself, he makes a discovery.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeorgie’s arm.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmidge does not recoil from it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe picks it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe front captures him standing in the middle of unfamiliar territory, holding the arm and examining it with the kind of curiosity that makes it difficult to tell whether he has found evidence, a warning, or simply something interesting to bring upstairs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is Smidge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe unfamiliar does not automatically frighten him. It makes him want to look closer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe reverse carries The Smirks family mark, tying his solitary exploration back to the house he belongs to, while the sleeve detail adds the phrase “From Insult to Injury.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew Home Issue records one of Smidge’s first discoveries after the family moves in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMost children explore a new home by choosing a bedroom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmidge started somewhere else.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48338294014089,"sku":"32027562283512152117","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48338294046857,"sku":"22816551525195371839","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48338294079625,"sku":"21059809619392978749","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48338294112393,"sku":"19359345077871669049","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/1569557263005804010_2048.jpg?v=1791561220"},{"product_id":"quinn-gwen-the-twins-tee","title":"Quinn \u0026 Gwen — The Twins Tee™ — Double Trouble Issue","description":"\u003cp\u003eQuinn \u0026amp; Gwen — The Twins Tee™ — Double Trouble Issue introduces the youngest members of the Smirks family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuinn and Gwen are twins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat means wherever one of them goes, trouble usually has company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front places them together inside the dark, carnival toned world surrounding Penny’s Place, surrounded by the red balloon, candlelight, signage, and unsettling details that make the setting feel less like somewhere children should be exploring and more like exactly the kind of place these two would find interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey are young enough to look innocent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey are Smirks enough for that appearance to mean very little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe composition works because neither twin carries the scene alone. They belong together, two distinct personalities introduced as one shared problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reverse carries The Smirks family mark, tying Quinn and Gwen directly into the larger family archive while allowing the front to establish their own identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDouble Trouble Issue marks the twins’ introduction into The Character Archives™.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne Smirks child can cause enough trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuinn and Gwen came as a set.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48472145199241,"sku":"22921447032270299963","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48472145232009,"sku":"67935150231210062166","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48472145264777,"sku":"30861231523012308276","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48472145297545,"sku":"31204013456291723866","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/7140581070472806853_2048.jpg?v=1791564558"},{"product_id":"hunting-wabbits-tee","title":"Hunting Wabbits Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003eHunting Wabbits Tee™ — Hot Pursuit Issue takes a familiar chase and turns it into a full throttle Character Archive pursuit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front sets the mission with the declaration “I’M HUNTING WABBITS,” placing the chase inside a dramatic scene of movement, flashing lights, and exaggerated pursuit energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the reverse introduces the personality behind the operation an over committed cartoon lawman surrounded by siren-lit detail and the unmistakable confidence of somebody who believes the chase is already under control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it actually is remains another question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe black garment base intensifies the oranges, blues, reds, and illuminated details, allowing both sides to feel like scenes from the same ridiculous pursuit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHot Pursuit Issue is about determination pushed just far enough to become comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe target may be quick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut apparently the whole department has been called in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48509630087305,"sku":"14433432384076887419","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48509630120073,"sku":"26742722156939967613","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48509630152841,"sku":"33134125596348526925","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48509630185609,"sku":"71631379272763449592","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48509630218377,"sku":"96038558195791339359","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48509630251145,"sku":"27356035748544940056","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48509630283913,"sku":"16734974302776848027","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48509630316681,"sku":"29959151472558555250","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/1766235534325255550_2048.jpg?v=1791498010"},{"product_id":"benny-smirks-tee","title":"Benny Smirks Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003eBenny Smirks Tee™ — Swag Stealer Issue introduces the grievance before the reckoning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBenny had watched long enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe swagger, the attitude, the presence pieces of an identity he believed were his first had been carried forward by Penny without credit, acknowledgment, or even recognition that there was a brother standing behind the style everyone else celebrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front captures the point where resentment stops being private.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBenny stands at the center of the composition beneath the warning “YOU’RE NEXT,” surrounded by the dark red, carnival toned visual language of the Smirks family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not the funeral yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the notice that comes before it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reverse carries the SMIRKS family mark, reminding you that the conflict is not between strangers. It is family business rivalry sharpened by imitation, recognition, and the belief that one brother built an identity from another brother’s shadow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSwag Stealer Issue marks the moment Benny stops waiting to be acknowledged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf credit will not be given, he intends to collect it another way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48552985133193,"sku":"17047460220269779852","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48552985165961,"sku":"24079014236365787032","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48552985198729,"sku":"12108790388757361639","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48552985231497,"sku":"94530161920218595183","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48552985264265,"sku":"59476289550816087921","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48552985297033,"sku":"11549451792452505844","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48552985329801,"sku":"33192590711740725100","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48552985362569,"sku":"22614663170927767637","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/20261023091550-1f1cec25-706e-6056-967f-6e6e2e274f3b.png?v=1792747011"},{"product_id":"two-way-street-tee","title":"Two Way Street Tee™","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Way Street Tee™ — Mr. \u0026amp; Mrs. Karma Issue introduces a relationship where both people believe they understand the rules.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe front places Mr. and Mrs. Karma together beneath the declaration:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I THOUGHT LOVE WAS A TWO WAY STREET.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe setting is ornate, dark, and romantic the kind of scene that suggests partnership, shared expectations, and two people moving through the same relationship together.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThen the reverse changes the interpretation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“TWO WAY, YOU SAY?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMrs. Karma takes over the second scene completely at ease with her own understanding of the arrangement, turning a familiar statement about reciprocity into something much less certain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat contrast defines the piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMr. Karma believes love moves in both directions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMrs. Karma appears to agree.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat remains open to interpretation is exactly what each of them believes should be moving.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe black garment base deepens the antique gold, crimson, green, and purple details, allowing both sides to read like connected chapters from the same dark romance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMr. \u0026amp; Mrs. Karma Issue is about expectation, interpretation, and what happens when two people use the same language while operating under completely different terms.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove may be a two way street.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMr. and Mrs. Karma just may not agree on the traffic rules.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EO Rebellution","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48570434289801,"sku":"36235332095873771016","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48570434322569,"sku":"20362379285125060516","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48570434355337,"sku":"73873975318876225971","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48570434388105,"sku":"16345117564972772307","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48570434420873,"sku":"10800725128053325961","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48570434453641,"sku":"13604486552050947507","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48570434486409,"sku":"22728679194961222769","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48570434519177,"sku":"33988472169149754110","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/files\/2229375286407205917_2048.jpg?v=1791557800"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/8237\/0185\/collections\/Our_Character_Archives1.png?v=1785383511","url":"https:\/\/eorebellutionsj.com\/collections\/our-character-archives.oembed","provider":"EO Rebellution SJ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}